Below are the 27 Funny Work Slogans. Share them with your friends.


  • Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?

  • If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you even tried

  • If you lift with your back, you’ll hear it crack

  • No Pain, No Gain

  • Whistle while you work

  • Eight for eight and out the gate

  • If you don’t work you’ll get high and then die

  • Born to gamble, forced to Work

  • My job is a top secret, I don’t even know what I’m doing myself

  • Do not underestimate your abilities that is your boss’s job

  • A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open

  • I love my job only when I’m on vacation

  • Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday

  • I’m in desperate need of a 6 month vacation… twice a year

  • I don’t work on weekends, or any other day that ends with “Y”

  • I hate 24/7

  • Say no to meetings

  • Audit ME! Audit me NOW!

  • You pretend to work, and we’ll pretend to pay you

  • No job is finished until the paperwork is done

  • I’m so tired, my tired is tired

  • Will work for coffee

  • Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday

  • Friday is my second favorite F word

  • Less work, more surf

  • After Tuesday even the calendar says W T F!

  • My job is secure..nobody wants it





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